1 00:00:00,671 --> 00:00:02,133 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:02,133 --> 00:00:04,305 THIS THIEF WAS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR TRUCK! 3 00:00:04,305 --> 00:00:07,038 YOU'RE THE GUY WHO'S FOUR MONTHS BEHIND ON HIS PAYMENTS? YEAH. 4 00:00:07,038 --> 00:00:11,182 MIKE RELUCTANTLY BORROWED MONEY FROM CARLOS. 5 00:00:11,182 --> 00:00:14,745 TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU NEED. (pen clicks) 6 00:00:14,745 --> 00:00:16,317 ANDREW DID HIS HOMEWORK. 7 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:19,190 I MADE A FEW CALLS. TURNS OUT THE GOLDEN CHILD 8 00:00:19,190 --> 00:00:21,522 NEVER GOT HIS DEGREE. I LEFT SCHOOL 9 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,155 WHEN THE DOCTOR TOLD ME MY MOTHER WAS TERMINAL. 10 00:00:24,155 --> 00:00:26,427 I CAN SAVE YOU A PHONE CALL AND BRING IN 11 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,099 HER DEATH CERTIFICATE. THAT'S OKAY. (clears throat) 12 00:00:28,099 --> 00:00:30,661 THE WORST MISTAKE I EVER MADE IN MY LIFE WAS HAVING YOU! 13 00:00:30,661 --> 00:00:33,033 A KILLER... (grunts) 14 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,405 GOT AN INVITATION. 15 00:00:34,405 --> 00:00:37,338 WE WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU WOULD MOVE IN WITH US. OKAY. 16 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:39,570 AND ANGIE REVEALED HER PAST. 17 00:00:39,570 --> 00:00:41,612 I GOT INVOLVED WITH A REALLY BAD GUY-- 18 00:00:41,612 --> 00:00:43,614 DANNY'S FATHER. 19 00:00:48,379 --> 00:00:50,381 (Mary Alice) MANY YEARS AGO, 20 00:00:50,381 --> 00:00:52,823 A TERRORIST FELL IN LOVE WITH A WOMAN. 21 00:00:52,823 --> 00:00:55,686 (alarm clock rings, ringing stops) 22 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:59,630 THIS WOMAN BELIEVED IN THE TERRORIST 23 00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:01,732 AND HIS CAUSE... 24 00:01:01,732 --> 00:01:04,064 (sizzling) 25 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:07,568 UNTIL AN UNDERCOVER AGENT SHOWED UP, 26 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:10,201 DETERMINED TO STOP THEM. 27 00:01:11,842 --> 00:01:14,505 THE TERRORIST WANTED TO ATTACK 28 00:01:14,505 --> 00:01:18,078 THOSE HE FELT WERE HURTING THE PLANET, 29 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:23,414 SO HE GOT THE WOMAN TO HELP HIM BUILD A BOMB. 30 00:01:23,414 --> 00:01:26,187 BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG, 31 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:30,121 AND SOMEONE WAS UNEXPECTEDLY KILLED. 32 00:01:30,121 --> 00:01:33,564 THE TERRORIST DIDN'T CARE. 33 00:01:33,564 --> 00:01:37,097 HE SAID IT WAS UNAVOIDABLE. 34 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:41,101 THE WOMAN WANTED TO TURN HERSELF IN, 35 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,604 BUT SHE WAS PREGNANT. 36 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:48,179 SO THE AGENT CONVINCED HER TO RUN AWAY WITH HIM, 37 00:01:48,179 --> 00:01:51,882 AND HE'D RAISE THE CHILD AS HIS OWN. 38 00:01:51,882 --> 00:01:56,447 (car alarm chirps) SO THEY ESCAPED FROM THE TERRORIST, 39 00:01:56,447 --> 00:01:59,450 HOPING AND PRAYING 40 00:01:59,450 --> 00:02:02,523 HE WOULD NEVER FIND THEM. 41 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,225 (door bells jingle) 42 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,556 UNFORTUNATELY... 43 00:02:05,556 --> 00:02:07,458 HE DID. 44 00:02:07,458 --> 00:02:11,202 HEY. IF IT ISN'T DOUBLE CAPPUCCINO, EXTRA HOT. 45 00:02:11,202 --> 00:02:13,434 (chuckles) YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. 46 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,866 (chuckles) JUST MADE CHOCOLATE SCONES. 47 00:02:15,866 --> 00:02:18,138 INTERESTED? 48 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,610 AH, WHAT THE HELL? 49 00:02:19,610 --> 00:02:22,513 MIGHT AS WELL LIVE DANGEROUSLY. 50 00:02:22,513 --> 00:02:24,515 SO HOW'S THE NOVEL COMIN'? 51 00:02:24,515 --> 00:02:26,177 ALMOST DONE. 52 00:02:26,177 --> 00:02:27,848 ENDINGS ARE A BITCH. 53 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,850 I REALLY NEED TO SURPRISE MY AUDIENCE. 54 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:31,882 (door bells jingle) 55 00:02:31,882 --> 00:02:34,485 HEY. I KNOW YOU'RE MY DAD... 56 00:02:34,485 --> 00:02:37,488 BUT YOU STILL GOTTA CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN YOU COME IN. 57 00:02:37,488 --> 00:02:39,190 OH, SORRY. MM-HMM. 58 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:41,932 NO, I WAS JUST GONNA, UH, I WAS GONNA ASK YOU SOMETHIN'. 59 00:02:41,932 --> 00:02:44,835 YOU WANT TO JOIN YOUR OLD MAN FOR A RUN TONIGHT? 60 00:02:44,835 --> 00:02:47,638 UH, DAD, YOU DON'T RUN. YOU JOG. 61 00:02:47,638 --> 00:02:49,340 (clears throat) AND NO. 62 00:02:49,340 --> 00:02:52,343 COME ON. I'LL BE GOING BY THE PARK. IT'LL BE REAL PRETTY. 63 00:02:52,343 --> 00:02:54,805 I'M WORKING EDDIE'S SHIFT TONIGHT. AH. 64 00:02:54,805 --> 00:02:57,478 I'M GONNA BE HERE LATE. 65 00:02:57,478 --> 00:03:01,412 BUT I AM PROUD OF YOU. 66 00:03:01,412 --> 00:03:02,913 KEEP IT UP. 67 00:03:02,913 --> 00:03:06,186 YEAH. THANKS, COACH. MM-HMM. 68 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,488 SEE YOU AT HOME. 69 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:09,720 (door bells jingle) 70 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,795 THAT'S YOUR DAD? 71 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,527 YEAH. 72 00:03:16,527 --> 00:03:19,900 I SHOULD HAVE INTRODUCED YOU. YOU'D LIKE HIM. 73 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:23,234 YEAH, I BET I WOULD. SO HE'S A RUNNER? 74 00:03:23,234 --> 00:03:24,935 EVERY NIGHT, EVEN WHEN HE'S SICK. 75 00:03:24,935 --> 00:03:26,707 YOU CAN'T STOP HIM. 76 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,479 (both chuckle) 77 00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:30,481 HE'S PRETTY INSPIRING. 78 00:03:30,481 --> 00:03:33,213 INSPIRING? 79 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,886 DON'T GUYS YOUR AGE USUALLY HATE THEIR DADS? 80 00:03:35,886 --> 00:03:39,720 WE'VE HAD OUR ISSUES. (chuckles) 81 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,254 BUT MY DAD'S SACRIFICED A LOT FOR ME. 82 00:03:43,254 --> 00:03:46,727 I FIGURE THIS IS HOW I PAY HIM BACK. 83 00:03:51,001 --> 00:03:52,633 YOU'RE RIGHT. 84 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:58,309 PAYBACK'S REALLY IMPORTANT. 85 00:03:58,309 --> 00:04:00,371 ALL RIGHT, BACK IN A BIT. 86 00:04:00,371 --> 00:04:02,373 HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA BE? 87 00:04:02,373 --> 00:04:04,875 JUST LONG ENOUGH TO GET A LITTLE SWEATY. MWAH. 88 00:04:04,875 --> 00:04:07,247 YOU BE CAREFUL. YEAH. 89 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,779 (door opens) 90 00:04:12,022 --> 00:04:15,956 IT TOOK THE TERRORIST 20 YEARS 91 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:18,489 TO FIND THE PEOPLE WHO HAD BETRAYED HIM. 92 00:04:20,531 --> 00:04:23,694 WHAT THE... (tires squeal) 93 00:04:23,694 --> 00:04:26,297 (engine revs) 94 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,874 AND HIS PLAN FOR REVENGE... 95 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:47,318 WAS JUST GETTING STARTED. 96 00:04:47,318 --> 00:04:48,789 (children shouting indistinctly) 97 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:53,324 OUR MOTHERS TELL US TO BEWARE OF MYSTERIOUS MEN. 98 00:04:54,865 --> 00:04:57,668 DON'T TALK TO THEM IN THE PARK. 99 00:04:58,929 --> 00:05:01,932 DON'T TAKE THEIR CANDY. 100 00:05:01,932 --> 00:05:06,737 DON'T GET INTO THEIR CARS. 101 00:05:06,737 --> 00:05:09,780 AND WHATEVER YOU DO... (door squeaks) 102 00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:13,744 DON'T LET THEM INTO THE HOUSE. 103 00:05:15,446 --> 00:05:18,449 BUT WHAT DO WE DO WHEN MOTHER 104 00:05:18,449 --> 00:05:21,892 HAS ALREADY INVITED THEM IN? 105 00:05:21,892 --> 00:05:23,924 OH, MY GOSH. 106 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:26,457 EDDIE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 107 00:05:26,457 --> 00:05:28,799 I SAW YOU WERE RUNNING LOW ON SUPPLIES, 108 00:05:28,799 --> 00:05:31,902 SO I WENT TO THE STORE FOR YOU. OH, YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DO THAT. 109 00:05:31,902 --> 00:05:34,034 HEY, YOU'RE COOL ENOUGH TO TAKE ME IN. 110 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,807 I GOTTA EARN MY KEEP SOMEHOW. (chuckles) 111 00:05:36,807 --> 00:05:39,069 I BOUGHT FRESH VEGETABLES. 112 00:05:39,069 --> 00:05:42,413 OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME CRY. 113 00:05:42,413 --> 00:05:43,914 (buzzer sounds) 114 00:05:43,914 --> 00:05:46,377 IS THAT THE LAUNDRY? I'LL GET THAT. 115 00:05:46,377 --> 00:05:50,050 OH, THAT'S OKAY. IT'S PORTER'S TURN. I CAN'T, MOM. I'M LATE. 116 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,953 YOU CAN SPARE FIVE MINUTES TO PUT CLOTHES IN THE DRYER. 117 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:56,086 NO, I CAN'T. JEREMY AND DAVE ARE WAITING TO TAKE ME TO THE MALL. 118 00:05:56,086 --> 00:05:59,460 YOU ARE NOT LEAVING WET CLOTHES IN THAT WASHER. 119 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,392 MOM, CHILL. IT'S WATER. 120 00:06:01,392 --> 00:06:04,395 HEY, DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT. 121 00:06:04,395 --> 00:06:06,597 (horn honks) 122 00:06:06,597 --> 00:06:08,869 OKAY, THAT'S MY RIDE. I GOTTA GO. 123 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,442 UNH-UNH. AFTER THE LAUNDRY. 124 00:06:11,442 --> 00:06:14,074 (under breath) WHAT A BITCH. 125 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,976 (Eddie and Porter grunt) HEY! 126 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:18,378 TELL HER YOU'RE SORRY. (Lynette) HEY! 127 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,910 GET OFF ME! APOLOGIZE! 128 00:06:19,910 --> 00:06:21,912 (grunts) EDDIE, EDDIE, EDDIE! 129 00:06:21,912 --> 00:06:24,955 HE SHOULDN'T TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT! OKAY, OKAY! I'M SURE HE'S VERY SORRY. 130 00:06:24,955 --> 00:06:27,057 STOP! STOP IT! STOP. LET HIM UP. 131 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,421 (pants) 132 00:06:30,421 --> 00:06:32,062 (pants) 133 00:06:34,024 --> 00:06:36,867 YOU OKAY? I'M FINE. 134 00:06:36,867 --> 00:06:40,030 GO JOIN YOUR FRIENDS. 135 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:41,572 GO ON. 136 00:06:41,572 --> 00:06:44,134 (sighs) 137 00:06:44,134 --> 00:06:47,007 I'M SORRY. 138 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:50,681 I JUST CAN'T WATCH YOU BE DISRESPECTED. 139 00:06:52,743 --> 00:06:55,115 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE LAUNDRY. 140 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,094 (doorbell rings) 141 00:07:04,094 --> 00:07:06,527 HEY, CARLOS. UH, HERE'S THE MONEY-- 142 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,529 (loudly) FOR THE CHURCH RAFFLE! THANKS, MIKE! 143 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,861 NOW SISTER MARY CAN FINALLY REPLACE HER WOODEN... 144 00:07:10,861 --> 00:07:12,863 (normal voice) GABY'S HOME. OH, GOD. SORRY. 145 00:07:12,863 --> 00:07:15,866 I JUST WANTED TO BRING YOU THE FIRST PAYMENT FOR THE LOAN. 146 00:07:15,866 --> 00:07:18,739 AND THANKS AGAIN. YOU REALLY SAVED MY ASS. NO PROBLEM. 147 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:21,542 AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M MAKING A LOT OF CUTBACKS 148 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:24,875 SO I CAN PAY YOU BACK QUICKER-- NO VACATIONS, BASIC CABLE. 149 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:27,578 I EVEN CONVINCED M.J. THAT MRS. McCLUSKEY'S HOUSE 150 00:07:27,578 --> 00:07:31,121 IS SUMMER CAMP. (chuckles) LOOK, DON'T GO CRAZY. JUST PAY IT BACK WHEN YOU CAN. 151 00:07:31,121 --> 00:07:34,955 AND LET'S MAKE SURE GABY DOESN'T FIND OUT. SO SHE CAN TELL SUSAN? NO PROBLEM. 152 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:38,088 I GOTTA GET GOING. BYE. (loudly) HEY, AND UH, GIVE MY BEST TO SISTER CARRIE. 153 00:07:38,088 --> 00:07:40,631 (lowered voice) MARY. MARY! 154 00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:43,494 (exhales deeply) 155 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:46,967 WHOA. 156 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,799 I KNOW, RIGHT? 157 00:07:48,799 --> 00:07:51,542 IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON. 158 00:07:51,542 --> 00:07:54,905 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY DON'T YOU COME UPSTAIRS AND FIND OUT? 159 00:07:54,905 --> 00:07:57,107 (sighs) 160 00:07:57,107 --> 00:07:59,209 NO, THANKS. I CAN'T AFFORD IT. 161 00:07:59,209 --> 00:08:02,112 WHAT? EVERY TIME YOU OFFER ME AFTERNOON SEX, 162 00:08:02,112 --> 00:08:04,114 IT'S BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING, 163 00:08:04,114 --> 00:08:05,956 AND IT IS NOT AFTERNOON SEX. 164 00:08:05,956 --> 00:08:08,659 (scoffs) 165 00:08:08,659 --> 00:08:11,261 ALL RIGHT, FINE. CHECK THIS OUT. 166 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,195 WHERE WERE YOU EVEN HIDING THIS? 167 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,628 OH. THAT IS A SKI CHALET IN ASPEN. 168 00:08:17,628 --> 00:08:19,630 IT'S FOR SALE, AND I WANT IT. 169 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:22,102 SORRY, HON, NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 170 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:25,976 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. THAT WAS JUST MY OPENING OFFER. 171 00:08:25,976 --> 00:08:29,139 WHAT IF I SEE YOUR AFTERNOON SEX AND RAISE YOU... HONEYMOON SEX? 172 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:34,815 NO. NO, I CAN'T. ALL OF OUR CASH IS TIED UP IN A BUSINESS DEAL. 173 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:38,018 WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS DEAL? AH, YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS. 174 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,520 HALF THAT MONEY IS MINE. BORE ME. 175 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,853 THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER. 176 00:08:42,853 --> 00:08:45,025 NOW IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN GOING UPSTAIRS 177 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:48,829 AND MAKING LOVE TO YOUR HUSBAND SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU... 178 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:51,001 OKAY. 179 00:08:51,001 --> 00:08:53,864 (Mike clears throat) (chords play) 180 00:08:53,864 --> 00:08:57,568 (chuckles) LIKE IT? I'VE BEEN PRACTICING ALL DAY. 181 00:08:57,568 --> 00:09:01,572 SUSAN, WHY IS THERE A BIG-ASS PIANO IN OUR HOUSE? 182 00:09:01,572 --> 00:09:03,974 ACTUALLY, BIG-ASS STOPPED MAKING PIANOS. 183 00:09:03,974 --> 00:09:08,278 THIS IS A YAMAHA. 184 00:09:08,278 --> 00:09:10,050 SO I'M... 185 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,722 CURIOUS... 186 00:09:11,722 --> 00:09:14,585 HOW MUCH DID THIS THING COST? 187 00:09:14,585 --> 00:09:16,286 IT WAS FREE. 188 00:09:16,286 --> 00:09:18,228 (laughs) 189 00:09:18,228 --> 00:09:21,161 YOU REMEMBER DEAR, SWEET, 98-YEAR-OLD AUNT REGINA? 190 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,193 THE ONE YOU CALLED "THE CRYPT KEEPER"? 191 00:09:23,193 --> 00:09:25,596 MIKE, THAT WAS OKAY WHEN SHE WAS ALIVE. 192 00:09:25,596 --> 00:09:28,098 NOW SHE'S A DEAD LADY GIVING US REALLY COOL STUFF, 193 00:09:28,098 --> 00:09:31,071 SO A LITTLE RESPECT? OKAY. AS LONG AS IT WAS FREE. 194 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:34,104 YEAH, UM, BUT AS FAR AS GABY'S CONCERNED, 195 00:09:34,104 --> 00:09:35,906 IT COST 30 GRAND. 196 00:09:35,906 --> 00:09:38,148 WHAT? WHY? 197 00:09:38,148 --> 00:09:40,150 (sighs) WELL, I LOVE GABY, BUT FOR YEARS, 198 00:09:40,150 --> 00:09:43,253 SHE HAS BEEN FLAUNTING HOW MUCH THEY SPEND ON HER HOUSE 199 00:09:43,253 --> 00:09:45,355 AND HER CAR AND HER JEWELRY. 200 00:09:45,355 --> 00:09:47,357 AND THIS IS MY TURN TO FLAUNT, 201 00:09:47,357 --> 00:09:49,589 AND I CAN'T FLAUNT WITH A FREE PIANO. 202 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,763 DON'T STOOP TO HER LEVEL. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT. 203 00:09:52,763 --> 00:09:54,124 NO, I'M REALLY NOT. 204 00:09:54,124 --> 00:09:55,826 SUSAN, I'M NOT KIDDING. 205 00:09:55,826 --> 00:09:58,168 YOU'RE NOT TELLING GABY WE PAID FOR THIS PIANO. 206 00:09:58,168 --> 00:10:00,170 OH, MIKE, PLEASE. THIS IS MY CHANCE. 207 00:10:00,170 --> 00:10:02,102 MY AUNT HAD A STROKE WHILE DRIVING! 208 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,105 WHEN AM I EVER GONNA GET THAT LUCKY AGAIN? (sighs) 209 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,377 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 210 00:10:07,377 --> 00:10:09,179 THEY'RE OUT OF CILANTRO. 211 00:10:09,179 --> 00:10:12,212 HOW CAN A MARKET BE OUT OF CILANTRO? I DON'T KNOW, 212 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:15,215 BUT I TOLD THAT CLERK SHE SHOULD HANG HER HEAD IN SHAME. 213 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:18,188 AS WELL YOU SHOULD. SO WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED? 214 00:10:18,188 --> 00:10:20,190 LET'S HEAD OVER TO THE KOSHER AISLE. 215 00:10:20,190 --> 00:10:22,723 I NEED A FEW ITEMS FOR THE SCHWARTZMAN BAR MITZVAH. 216 00:10:28,058 --> 00:10:31,031 WE NEED BAKING SODA. I'LL GET IT. 217 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,666 OH. SAM? 218 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:41,011 PLEASE. NOT NOW. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE? 219 00:10:41,011 --> 00:10:43,343 I LOST MY JOB. I HAD TO WORK SOMEPLACE. 220 00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:50,751 (chuckles) YOU ALREADY, UH, GOT THE BAKING SODA. 221 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:54,254 BOY, I WOULD LOSE MY HEAD IF IT WASN'T SCREWED ON. 222 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,286 WHO'S THAT WOMAN? 223 00:10:56,286 --> 00:10:59,089 NOBODY. SOMEONE I USED TO KNOW. 224 00:10:59,089 --> 00:11:01,091 OH. IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 225 00:11:01,091 --> 00:11:04,865 I WAS... TELLING HER THAT IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE 226 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:07,838 FOR A STORE THIS BIG TO RUN OUT OF A MAJOR HERB. 227 00:11:07,838 --> 00:11:11,301 I THINK WE SHOULD CHECK OUT HUDSON'S MARKET. THAT'S DOWNTOWN. 228 00:11:11,301 --> 00:11:14,004 WE NEED CILANTRO, DON'T WE? COME ON. 229 00:11:25,315 --> 00:11:27,157 HEY. 230 00:11:27,157 --> 00:11:30,290 HEY. OH, YOU BROUGHT ME FLOWERS. 231 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:33,293 (chuckles) WELL, I WANTED TO GET YOU A T-SHIRT THAT SAID, 232 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:37,097 "I'M A MORON WHO WEARS DARK CLOTHES WHEN I RUN AT NIGHT," 233 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,199 BUT THE GIFT SHOP WAS OUT. 234 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,032 SO WHO DID THIS TO YOU? DID YOU SEE 'EM? 235 00:11:42,032 --> 00:11:43,373 NO. 236 00:11:43,373 --> 00:11:47,237 DAMN. WHAT KIND OF PERSON HITS YOU AND THEN JUST DRIVES AWAY? 237 00:11:47,237 --> 00:11:51,311 MAYBE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO WANTED TO HIT ME. 238 00:11:53,183 --> 00:11:55,886 WAIT. YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T SEE THEM. 239 00:11:55,886 --> 00:11:57,848 I DIDN'T, BUT, ANGE, I'M TELLING YOU, 240 00:11:57,848 --> 00:12:00,190 THIS GUY--HE DRIVES PAST ME, 241 00:12:00,190 --> 00:12:03,723 HE TURNS AROUND AND SWERVES RIGHT INTO ME. 242 00:12:06,056 --> 00:12:08,458 OH, MY GOD. WHERE'S DANNY? 243 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:11,461 HE FELL ASLEEP IN THE WAITING ROOM. WE'VE BEEN HERE ALL NIGHT. 244 00:12:11,461 --> 00:12:14,504 UH, YOU WANT ME TO GET HIM? NO, NO. LISTEN. I NEED YOU GUYS TO GO HOME, 245 00:12:14,504 --> 00:12:16,506 GRAB THE I.D.s, SOME MONEY, 246 00:12:16,506 --> 00:12:19,069 WHATEVER YOU CAN STUFF IN A COUPLE OF BAGS. 247 00:12:19,069 --> 00:12:22,472 BUT YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY TRAVEL-READY, NICK. 248 00:12:22,472 --> 00:12:24,945 OH, ABSOLUTELY NOT. 249 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,447 THE PLACE WE TALKED ABOUT, NEAR CARBONDALE. 250 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:30,280 JUST FOR A FEW WEEKS. 251 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,382 NO. NOT WITHOUT YOU. 252 00:12:32,382 --> 00:12:34,785 (sighs) NO, I'LL SEND DANNY. 253 00:12:34,785 --> 00:12:37,087 BUT YOU AND ME-- THIS IS AS FAR AS WE RUN. 254 00:12:37,087 --> 00:12:40,490 WHAT IF IT IS PATRICK? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 255 00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:45,796 WE'VE BEEN ASKING THAT QUESTION FOR 20 YEARS. 256 00:12:47,838 --> 00:12:50,140 I GUESS NOW WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT. 257 00:13:06,216 --> 00:13:08,288 CAN I TALK TO YOU A MINUTE? 258 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,291 SURE. 259 00:13:13,023 --> 00:13:15,065 IT'S ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH PORTER. 260 00:13:15,065 --> 00:13:17,327 ARE YOU MAD? YOU'RE MAD. 261 00:13:17,327 --> 00:13:19,229 NO, I'M NOT. 262 00:13:19,229 --> 00:13:21,932 YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE. 263 00:13:21,932 --> 00:13:24,134 NO. NO, I JUST WANT TO TALK. 264 00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:27,207 YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU REALLY WANTED TO HURT HIM, 265 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:30,210 AND I KIND OF NEED TO KNOW WHAT THAT'S ABOUT. 266 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:35,185 YOUR FAMILY DOESN'T SEEM TO CARE HOW MUCH YOU HELP THEM. 267 00:13:35,185 --> 00:13:39,189 YOU'RE A GREAT MOM, AND THEY JUST PUSH YOU AROUND. 268 00:13:39,189 --> 00:13:41,391 IT--IT MADE ME ANGRY. 269 00:13:41,391 --> 00:13:43,223 YES, I SAW THAT. 270 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:47,197 AND SOMETIMES MY FAMILY CAN BE UNAPPRECIATIVE. 271 00:13:51,902 --> 00:13:54,905 BUT WHAT HAPPENED TODAY CAN NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 272 00:13:54,905 --> 00:13:56,937 I KNOW. 273 00:13:56,937 --> 00:14:00,941 LISTEN, I GREW UP WITH AN ALCOHOLIC MOTHER. 274 00:14:03,273 --> 00:14:07,177 I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE ANGRY ALL THE TIME. 275 00:14:07,177 --> 00:14:12,252 BUT WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I HAD TO FIND A WAY... 276 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,454 (sighs and chuckles) 277 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,087 TO CONTROL MYSELF. 278 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,360 HOW DID YOU DO THAT? 279 00:14:23,093 --> 00:14:24,394 A LOT OF HELP. 280 00:14:24,394 --> 00:14:27,067 ONE THING--I HAD A GREAT COUNSELOR AT SCHOOL, 281 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,638 AND SHE TAUGHT ME 282 00:14:28,638 --> 00:14:32,042 THAT WHENEVER I WAS ABOUT TO LOSE IT, 283 00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:34,004 THAT I SHOULD DO THIS... 284 00:14:34,004 --> 00:14:37,207 (inhales and exhales deeply) ONE. 285 00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:39,479 (exhales) TWO. 286 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,251 (exhales) THREE. 287 00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:43,453 THAT REALLY WORKS? 288 00:14:43,453 --> 00:14:45,585 IT REALLY DOES. 289 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:49,960 IT GIVES YOU A CHANCE 290 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,092 TO STEP BACK, 291 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,424 FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IN CONTROL. 292 00:14:54,424 --> 00:14:57,097 YOU SHOULD TRY IT NEXT TIME. YOU'LL SEE. 293 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,669 OKAY. 294 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:05,135 MM. 295 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,340 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT WHAT I DID. 296 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:12,682 IT'S FINE. 297 00:15:12,682 --> 00:15:15,285 JUST DON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN. 298 00:15:18,388 --> 00:15:21,691 BUT THANK YOU FOR WANTING TO. 299 00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:23,253 (chuckles) 300 00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:35,065 OH, COME ON, LARRY. YOU'RE MY BUSINESS MANAGER, TOO. 301 00:15:35,065 --> 00:15:37,307 I AM NOT LEAVING THIS OFFICE UNTIL YOU TELL ME 302 00:15:37,307 --> 00:15:39,939 WHAT CARLOS IS DOING WITH MY SKI HOUSE MONEY. 303 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,073 (sighs) GABY, YOU'RE PUTTING ME IN AN UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION. 304 00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:46,646 YOU SHOULD TALK TO CARLOS. I DID! I OFFERED TO PUT MYSELF 305 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:50,250 IN A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION, AND HE STILL SAID NO. 306 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:54,484 I'M SORRY, BUT CARLOS SWORE ME TO SECRECY. PLEASE RESPECT THAT. 307 00:15:54,484 --> 00:15:56,326 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 308 00:15:56,326 --> 00:15:58,058 NO HARD FEELINGS. 309 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,329 OF COURSE NOT. 310 00:15:59,329 --> 00:16:02,032 HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 311 00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:04,034 HMM. I DON'T WANT TO BE A LIAR. 312 00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:07,037 WHEN I GO HOME, AND I'M IN TEARS AND CARLOS ASKS ME WHY, 313 00:16:07,037 --> 00:16:11,201 AND I SAY YOU GRABBED MY ASS, I WANT TO BE TELLING THE TRUTH. 314 00:16:11,201 --> 00:16:14,244 WELL PLAYED. 315 00:16:14,244 --> 00:16:17,407 CARLOS GAVE $50,000 TO ONE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS. 316 00:16:17,407 --> 00:16:20,110 WHAT?! WHO?! 317 00:16:20,110 --> 00:16:23,113 A MIKE DELFINO. APPARENTLY, HIS BUSINESS IS IN BIG TROUBLE. 318 00:16:23,113 --> 00:16:26,116 OH, MY GOD. MIKE'S WIFE IS ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS, 319 00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:28,388 AND SHE NEVER SAID A WORD. 320 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,989 POOR THING. 321 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,422 PLEASE DON'T TELL CARLOS I TOLD YOU. 322 00:16:32,422 --> 00:16:34,564 OF COURSE. 323 00:16:34,564 --> 00:16:36,266 I SHOULD GET GOING. 324 00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:38,268 DO YOU HAVE PARKING VALIDATION? 325 00:16:38,268 --> 00:16:42,102 OH, THOSE ARE ONLY FOR EMPLOYEES. 326 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,274 OKAY, YOU COULD TAKE MINE. 327 00:16:46,136 --> 00:16:49,008 HOTEL, FOOD, INCIDENTALS-- 328 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,410 $300. 329 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,412 YOU CAN ORDER PAY PER VIEW. 330 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,384 I DON'T EVEN CARE IF YOU BUY BEER. 331 00:16:54,384 --> 00:16:57,147 JUST STAY IN YOUR ROOM AS MUCH AS YOU CAN, OKAY? 332 00:16:57,147 --> 00:16:59,589 THIS IS STUPID. IT'S BEEN 20 YEARS. 333 00:16:59,589 --> 00:17:03,623 HAVE YOU ACTUALLY SEEN OR HEARD FROM THIS PATRICK LOGAN GUY? 334 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:08,098 DO YOU KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HE'S EVEN STILL ALIVE? DANNY, I'M NOT GONNA DEBATE THIS WITH YOU. 335 00:17:08,098 --> 00:17:10,500 IF HE STARTED THIS GROUP YOU GUYS WERE IN, 336 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,502 THEN ISN'T HE ON THE RUN, TOO? 337 00:17:12,502 --> 00:17:15,505 HE'S GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN GETTING REVENGE. JUST HUMOR ME, OKAY? 338 00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:18,208 BECAUSE IF I'M WRONG, ALL I AM IS WRONG. 339 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,170 BUT IF I'M NOT... 340 00:17:22,212 --> 00:17:26,045 PLEASE. JUST HUMOR ME. 341 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,053 (man) CHECK STAND ONE IS NOW OPEN. 342 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,385 HELLO. 343 00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:37,387 CHECK STAND ONE IS NOW OPEN, TAKING ALL CUSTOMERS... 344 00:17:37,387 --> 00:17:39,058 HELLO. 345 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,161 UM, I SAW YOU THE OTHER DAY, 346 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:44,063 TALKING TO MY FRIEND SAM. 347 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,436 OH, I'M--I'M BREE, BY THE WAY. 348 00:17:46,436 --> 00:17:48,438 I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 349 00:17:48,438 --> 00:17:49,769 OH. 350 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,573 WELL, THIS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, 351 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:59,379 BUT I NOTICED THAT THERE WAS SOME TENSION BETWEEN YOU TWO. 352 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,411 YOU COULD SAY THAT. 353 00:18:01,411 --> 00:18:05,555 OH. WELL, I HOPE EVERYTHING IS OKAY. 354 00:18:05,555 --> 00:18:08,718 WHAT IS IT YOU WANT? 355 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,492 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 356 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:17,197 THERE WAS JUST SOMETHING SO ODD ABOUT THAT... ENCOUNTER. 357 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:20,670 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE WOULD TALK TO A FRIEND LIKE THAT. 358 00:18:24,334 --> 00:18:27,277 MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT HIS FRIEND. 359 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,540 I'M HIS MOTHER. 360 00:18:45,495 --> 00:18:49,229 MY MANAGER SAID I COULD TAKE A BREAK EARLY. 361 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,261 YOU'VE GOT FIVE MINUTES. 362 00:18:51,261 --> 00:18:53,333 ARE YOU AWARE 363 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,905 THAT SAM GOES AROUND TELLING PEOPLE THAT YOU'RE-- 364 00:18:55,905 --> 00:18:58,608 DEAD. 365 00:18:58,608 --> 00:19:00,310 YES, I HEARD. 366 00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:02,212 WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 367 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,177 HE'S A COMPLICATED BOY. 368 00:19:09,719 --> 00:19:12,352 (sighs) 369 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:15,585 DID SAM TELL YOU WHO HIS FATHER WAS? 370 00:19:15,585 --> 00:19:19,329 HE TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MY... HUSBAND, 371 00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:22,492 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO. 372 00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:26,836 DID HE ALSO MENTION THE LETTER THAT REX SENT TO ME? 373 00:19:26,836 --> 00:19:28,738 WHAT LETTER? 374 00:19:28,738 --> 00:19:30,740 IT WAS AFTER YOU WERE MARRIED. 375 00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:32,742 REX HAD JUST STARTED HIS PRACTICE, 376 00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:36,506 AND APPARENTLY, THE MONEY WAS POURING IN. 377 00:19:38,248 --> 00:19:39,909 REX WROTE 378 00:19:39,909 --> 00:19:44,554 AND TOLD ME HE COULD GIVE SAM A BETTER LIFE. 379 00:19:44,554 --> 00:19:46,956 HE THEN ASKED FOR FULL-TIME CUSTODY. 380 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,192 I'M GUESSING HE NEVER TOLD YOU THAT. 381 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:57,196 MUST HAVE SLIPPED HIS MIND. 382 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,199 I POLITELY DECLINED HIS OFFER. 383 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,873 AND DID SAM... KNOW ABOUT THIS? 384 00:20:03,873 --> 00:20:06,306 NOT UNTIL A FEW MONTHS AGO, 385 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,908 WHEN HE FOUND THE LETTER. 386 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:12,842 AND WHEN HE REALIZED THAT HE COULD HAVE LIVED ALL THOSE YEARS 387 00:20:12,842 --> 00:20:17,247 WITH HIS DAD IN A FANCY HOUSE... 388 00:20:17,247 --> 00:20:21,291 HE... WAS BEYOND LIVID. 389 00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:26,296 EVEN SO, HOW COULD HE GO AROUND PRETENDING THAT YOU'RE DEAD? 390 00:20:28,298 --> 00:20:30,800 LIKE I SAID... 391 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,333 HE'S A COMPLICATED BOY. 392 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,711 GABY, HI. 393 00:20:41,711 --> 00:20:44,344 HI, SUSAN. 394 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,346 I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE SUPERMARKET 395 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,378 AND REALIZED I BOUGHT WAY TOO MUCH. 396 00:20:48,378 --> 00:20:50,350 I'M AFRAID SOME OF IT'S GONNA GO BAD, 397 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,352 AND SO I THOUGHT, WHO COULD I GIVE THIS TO? 398 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,285 AND I RANDOMLY THOUGHT OF YOU. (chuckles) 399 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,958 YOU'RE AFRAID THAT CANNED PEACHES 400 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,631 AND CONDENSED MILK ARE GOING TO GO BAD? 401 00:21:01,631 --> 00:21:05,264 WELL, IT'S JUST, MY CUPBOARDS ARE CLUTTERED, 402 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,398 AND YOU'D BE DOING ME A HUGE FAVOR. 403 00:21:08,398 --> 00:21:09,899 OKAY. (chuckles) 404 00:21:09,899 --> 00:21:10,940 THANKS. 405 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:12,842 OH. HEY. 406 00:21:12,842 --> 00:21:14,944 AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE, 407 00:21:14,944 --> 00:21:17,307 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 408 00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:22,652 (door closes) WOW. 409 00:21:22,652 --> 00:21:24,454 WE JUST GOT IT. 410 00:21:24,454 --> 00:21:27,357 M.J. IS GONNA TAKE LESSONS. 411 00:21:27,357 --> 00:21:28,418 (chuckles) 412 00:21:28,418 --> 00:21:30,920 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO START HIM OFF 413 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,323 WITH, SAY, A USED UPRIGHT? 414 00:21:33,323 --> 00:21:34,824 NO WAY. 415 00:21:34,824 --> 00:21:38,398 ME WAN-NY, ME LIKE-Y, ME GET-TY. (keys play) 416 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,969 (chuckles) 417 00:21:39,969 --> 00:21:44,073 MAY I ASK HOW MUCH THIS COST-Y? 418 00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:48,508 WELL, MIKE DOESN'T LIKE ME THROWING AROUND NUMBERS, 419 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:52,482 BUT LET'S JUST SAY YOUR JAW WOULD DROP... 420 00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:54,644 (whispers) 30,000 TIMES. 421 00:21:54,644 --> 00:21:56,045 WHA-- 422 00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:58,518 THAT'S ONE. 423 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,950 THIS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, 424 00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:03,953 BUT IS THIS REALLY THE BEST TIME 425 00:22:03,953 --> 00:22:06,095 TO BUY SOMETHING THIS EXPENSIVE? 426 00:22:06,095 --> 00:22:09,499 I MEAN, DIDN'T MIKE JUST HAVE HIS TRUCK REPOSSESSED? 427 00:22:09,499 --> 00:22:12,832 THINGS FINALLY TURNED AROUND. 428 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,104 HE GOT A BIG CASH INFUSION. 429 00:22:15,104 --> 00:22:17,367 YOU DON'T SAY. 430 00:22:17,367 --> 00:22:20,970 ANYWAY, I KNOW YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE A PIANO, 431 00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:24,073 SO IF YOU EVER WANT THE GIRLS TO TAKE LESSONS... 432 00:22:26,376 --> 00:22:28,047 WELL, THANK YOU. I GOTTA GO. 433 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,779 ENJOY YOUR PEACHES. 434 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,424 (kisses) 435 00:22:36,426 --> 00:22:39,088 YOU OWE ME $50,000. 436 00:22:39,088 --> 00:22:41,030 WHAT? FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 437 00:22:41,030 --> 00:22:44,664 MIKE'S "BIG CASH INFUSION" COST ME MY SKI HOUSE. 438 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,666 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 439 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,367 OH, DON'T PLAY DUMB. 440 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,140 CARLOS LOANED MIKE THE 50 GRAND, AND YOU KNOW IT! 441 00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:55,044 WHY ARE YOU LOOKING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW IT? 442 00:22:55,044 --> 00:22:58,107 HE TOLD ME... 443 00:22:58,107 --> 00:22:59,779 BUSINESS PICKED UP. 444 00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,150 WELL, HE LIED, 445 00:23:01,150 --> 00:23:03,853 JUST LIKE CARLOS LIED TO ME ABOUT WHERE OUR MONEY WENT, 446 00:23:03,853 --> 00:23:06,155 WHICH YOU WENT AND SPENT ON A PIANO. 447 00:23:06,155 --> 00:23:09,018 OH, NO--NO, I DIDN'T. UH... 448 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,692 I INHERITED IT. 449 00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:14,864 I WAS TRYING TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS. 450 00:23:14,864 --> 00:23:16,866 OH, HONEY, 451 00:23:16,866 --> 00:23:20,600 GIVEN DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES, THAT SO WOULD HAVE WORKED. 452 00:23:22,932 --> 00:23:25,404 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 453 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,037 I HAVE THE MONEY FROM THE STRIP CLUB 454 00:23:28,037 --> 00:23:29,539 SITTING IN THE BANK, 455 00:23:29,539 --> 00:23:32,912 AND MIKE WOULD RATHER BORROW IT FROM YOU GUYS? 456 00:23:35,184 --> 00:23:37,416 I'M ABOUT TO SCREECH AT MY HUSBAND. 457 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,418 YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAND BACK. (beep) 458 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,420 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 459 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,694 I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 460 00:23:44,694 --> 00:23:46,926 THERE YOU ARE. 461 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,828 HEY. 462 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:51,430 HEY, MR. SCAVO. HOW WAS THE FLIGHT? 463 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,603 HORRIBLE. IT WAS DELAYED, 464 00:23:53,603 --> 00:23:55,104 THERE WAS TURBULENCE, 465 00:23:55,104 --> 00:23:57,136 THEY RAN OUT OF FOOD, 466 00:23:57,136 --> 00:24:01,911 AND I'M NOT SEEING A PLATE COVERED WITH TINFOIL HERE. 467 00:24:01,911 --> 00:24:06,145 THERE WAS ONE, BUT ONE OF OUR 50 CHILDREN MUST HAVE INHALED IT. (sighs) DAMN IT! 468 00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:07,847 OKAY, CALM DOWN. 469 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:10,720 LYNETTE, NO. I'M HUNGRY. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU WERE WORKING, 470 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,723 I ALWAYS HAD FOOD WAITING FOR YOU. OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 471 00:24:13,723 --> 00:24:16,786 YOU WERE VERY CONSIDERATE IN YOUR EIGHTH MONTH. I'M SORRY. I KEEP FORGETTING, 472 00:24:16,786 --> 00:24:19,929 YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S EVER BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE. 473 00:24:19,929 --> 00:24:22,061 RELAX. RELAX. WE'LL JUST ORDER A PIZZA. 474 00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:25,535 AND WAIT AN HOUR? FORGET IT. I'LL FEND FOR MYSELF. 475 00:24:25,535 --> 00:24:27,196 (under breath) SIX, SEVEN, 476 00:24:27,196 --> 00:24:29,198 EIGHT, NINE... 477 00:24:29,198 --> 00:24:32,001 HEY, IT'S OKAY. I'M FINE. 478 00:24:32,001 --> 00:24:34,203 THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE. 479 00:24:34,203 --> 00:24:37,707 COME ON. LYNETTE, YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE STORE TODAY? 16... 17... 480 00:24:37,707 --> 00:24:41,210 SWEETIE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH. I HAVE BEEN IN THREE CITIES IN TWO DAYS. 481 00:24:41,210 --> 00:24:44,784 YOU'D THINK YOU'D FIND THE TIME TO GO TO THE MARKET. 21, 22... 482 00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:47,116 WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING? 483 00:24:47,116 --> 00:24:48,858 EDDIE, IT'S OKAY. 484 00:24:48,858 --> 00:24:51,120 23, 24, 25... TELL HIM TO STICK A SOCK IN IT. 485 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,592 26, 27... 486 00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:54,764 OKAY, YOU NEED TO KISS ME. HERE. MMM! 487 00:24:54,764 --> 00:24:57,567 OKAY, THERE. WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD. HE LOVES ME. 488 00:24:57,567 --> 00:25:00,269 (makes kissing sounds) HE LOVES ME. (pants) 489 00:25:00,269 --> 00:25:03,002 (makes kissing sounds, laughs) 490 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,234 (sighs) 491 00:25:05,234 --> 00:25:07,276 (whispers) WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER. 492 00:25:18,648 --> 00:25:20,990 SO EDDIE ATTACKED OUR SON? 493 00:25:20,990 --> 00:25:23,122 OKAY, I'D USE "ATTACK," BUT WITH A SMALL "A." 494 00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:27,096 OKAY, THAT'S IT. I WANT HIM OUT, AND THAT'S WITH A BIG "O." 495 00:25:27,096 --> 00:25:30,229 LOOK, EDDIE IS NOT SOME EXCHANGE STUDENT FROM FRANCE. 496 00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:32,231 HE COMES FROM AN ABUSIVE HOME. 497 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:36,135 WE HAVE TO ACCEPT HE HAS SOME... BAGGAGE. 498 00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:39,138 SO I HAVE TO WONDER IF HE'S GONNA PUNCH ME 499 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:41,841 ANY TIME I RAISE MY VOICE TO YOU? 500 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:46,976 I AM NOT SENDING HIM BACK TO LIVE WITH THAT WOMAN, TOM. 501 00:25:46,976 --> 00:25:49,248 HOW ABOUT THERAPY? THAT MIGHT HELP. 502 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:51,280 NOW WE'RE GONNA PAY FOR HIS THERAPY? 503 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,283 OKAY, HERE'S A THOUGHT. HOW ABOUT WE ALL STOP YELLING AT ME? 504 00:25:54,283 --> 00:25:56,756 WHAT A CONCEPT-- BE NICE TO LYNETTE. 505 00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:59,088 FINE. 506 00:25:59,088 --> 00:26:00,830 WE'LL TRY THE THERAPY. 507 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,093 ALL THESE WEEKS, SAM HAS BEEN GOING ON 508 00:26:04,093 --> 00:26:07,096 ABOUT HOW HIS MOTHER WAS DEAD, AND THE WHOLE TIME, 509 00:26:07,096 --> 00:26:11,000 SHE HAS BEEN AT HOWE'S MARKET, IN A SMOCK, STACKING CANS. 510 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,844 I GUESS MY INSTINCTS ABOUT SAM WERE RIGHT, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 511 00:26:14,844 --> 00:26:17,046 WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT GLOATING? 512 00:26:17,046 --> 00:26:19,178 SOMETHING. I WASN'T LISTENING. 513 00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:21,751 I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW RIGHT I WAS. 514 00:26:21,751 --> 00:26:23,112 (snips) 515 00:26:23,112 --> 00:26:25,254 OKAY, I'LL STOP. I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET. 516 00:26:25,254 --> 00:26:27,216 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 517 00:26:27,216 --> 00:26:29,218 WHEN SAM FIRST SHOWED UP, 518 00:26:29,218 --> 00:26:31,721 I FELT LIKE I GOT A LITTLE PIECE OF REX BACK. 519 00:26:31,721 --> 00:26:33,863 IT WAS WONDERFUL. 520 00:26:33,863 --> 00:26:36,095 BUT THIS HAS FORCED ME TO REMEMBER 521 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,197 THAT REX WAS A LIAR, TOO. 522 00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:49,208 SORRY. AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING? 523 00:26:51,881 --> 00:26:53,913 ORSON, WOULD YOU PLEASE EXCUSE US? 524 00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:55,314 OF COURSE. 525 00:26:59,919 --> 00:27:01,791 EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 526 00:27:01,791 --> 00:27:03,122 ACTUALLY, SAM-- 527 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,695 WAIT, WAIT. STILL HERE. 528 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,200 I WENT BACK TO THE SUPERMARKET TODAY. 529 00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:16,135 OH. 530 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,167 (clicks pen) 531 00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:20,639 I TAKE IT YOU MET MY MOTHER. 532 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:24,313 WHY DID YOU SAY SHE WAS DEAD? 533 00:27:24,313 --> 00:27:27,116 SHE IS DEAD... TO ME. 534 00:27:27,116 --> 00:27:29,779 SO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU LIED? 535 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,954 DID SHE TELL YOU I FOUND A LETTER MY FATHER WROTE, 536 00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:39,128 BEGGING HER TO LET ME COME LIVE WITH HIM? THAT'S HARDLY AN EXCUSE. 537 00:27:39,128 --> 00:27:40,830 I WAS 4. 538 00:27:40,830 --> 00:27:43,332 HE SAID HE COULD GIVE ME ALL THE ADVANTAGES SHE COULDN'T, 539 00:27:43,332 --> 00:27:45,334 BUT SHE WOULDN'T LET HIM. 540 00:27:45,334 --> 00:27:49,268 SHE LOVED YOU. SHE WANTED YOU BY HER SIDE-- SHE SHOULD HAVE WANTED MORE FOR ME! 541 00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:52,201 ANDREW GOT BICYCLES FOR CHRISTMAS 542 00:27:52,201 --> 00:27:54,203 AND TVs FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. 543 00:27:54,203 --> 00:27:57,206 I HAD TO SIT IN A TRAILER AND DO MY HOMEWORK WITH MITTENS ON 544 00:27:57,206 --> 00:28:00,179 BECAUSE MY MOM COULDN'T AFFORD TO PAY THE HEATING BILL. 545 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,782 IF SHE HAD LOVED ME, SHE WOULD HAVE LET ME 546 00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:05,014 LIVE THE LIFE THAT I WAS ENTITLED TO! 547 00:28:08,918 --> 00:28:10,790 (exhales deeply) 548 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,063 I'M... 549 00:28:14,063 --> 00:28:16,295 GOING TO... (sniffles) 550 00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:20,069 TALK TO THE... SCHWARTZMANS ABOUT THEIR BAR MITZVAH. 551 00:28:20,069 --> 00:28:24,033 IF YOU WANT TO GO OVER THE MENU LATER, LET ME KNOW. 552 00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:33,182 OH. 553 00:28:33,182 --> 00:28:34,713 HEY! 554 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,415 HOW'D IT GO? 555 00:28:36,415 --> 00:28:38,948 KIND OF WEIRD, BUT IT WAS OKAY. YEAH? 556 00:28:38,948 --> 00:28:41,290 I THINK YOU DID VERY GOOD WORK TODAY, EDDIE. 557 00:28:41,290 --> 00:28:43,292 NOW THE RESTROOM IS DOWN THE HALL, 558 00:28:43,292 --> 00:28:46,055 SECOND DOOR ON THE RIGHT. I'LL BE HERE. 559 00:28:46,055 --> 00:28:49,258 SO YOU SAID "GOOD WORK." DOES THAT MEAN IT WENT WELL? 560 00:28:49,258 --> 00:28:53,102 THAT MEANS EDDIE'S GOT SOME ISSUES, 561 00:28:53,102 --> 00:28:56,906 AND IT'S GOING TO TAKE TIME TO WORK THROUGH THEM. 562 00:28:56,906 --> 00:28:59,208 OKAY... HOW MUCH MORE TIME 563 00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:00,970 AT $130 AN HOUR? 564 00:29:00,970 --> 00:29:02,972 WELL, IT WOULD GO A LOT FASTER 565 00:29:02,972 --> 00:29:05,314 IF WE COULD GET HIS MOTHER IN HERE, 566 00:29:05,314 --> 00:29:08,848 BUT HE SEEMS TO THINK THERE'S NO WAY SHE'D AGREE TO THAT. 567 00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:12,281 REALLY? IF YOU THINK IT'LL HELP, I CAN GET HER IN HERE. 568 00:29:12,281 --> 00:29:14,954 THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 569 00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:16,956 OKAY, AND THEN... 570 00:29:16,956 --> 00:29:19,829 AND THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY, RIGHT? 571 00:29:19,829 --> 00:29:23,292 LET'S JUST GET THE MOTHER IN HERE. 572 00:29:26,035 --> 00:29:28,097 (door closes) 573 00:29:32,842 --> 00:29:35,304 (doorbell rings) 574 00:29:37,907 --> 00:29:39,248 BARBARA? 575 00:29:39,248 --> 00:29:42,081 IT'S LYNETTE SCAVO. 576 00:29:49,318 --> 00:29:52,361 BARBARA, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT EDDIE. 577 00:30:03,272 --> 00:30:04,303 HEY. 578 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:07,036 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR BARBARA ORLOFSKY? 579 00:30:07,036 --> 00:30:09,839 YEAH. DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS? 580 00:30:09,839 --> 00:30:12,842 NO. NOBODY'S SEEN HER FOR DAYS, AND HER CAR'S STILL THERE. 581 00:30:12,842 --> 00:30:14,313 IT'S WEIRD. 582 00:30:21,050 --> 00:30:22,421 (door creaks) 583 00:30:22,421 --> 00:30:24,453 HEY. 584 00:30:24,453 --> 00:30:25,925 (sighs) 585 00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:27,927 THERE'S THIS CRAZY RUMOR GOING AROUND 586 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:30,159 THAT YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR ME. 587 00:30:30,159 --> 00:30:33,162 JUST AN APOLOGY. 588 00:30:33,162 --> 00:30:36,835 WELL, AS LONG AS IT COMES WITH ONE OF YOUR MUFFINS, 589 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,837 I MAY JUST ACCEPT IT. 590 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,240 OH, ANDREW. 591 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,043 MM. 592 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:46,215 ORSON TOLD ME ABOUT SAM. 593 00:30:46,215 --> 00:30:49,919 YOU WERE RIGHT FROM THE START. I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED HIM. 594 00:30:49,919 --> 00:30:51,280 WOW. 595 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,984 I-I DON'T EVEN NEED THE MUFFIN NOW. 596 00:30:54,984 --> 00:30:59,058 NOW THAT THAT'S SETTLED, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT SAM? 597 00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:01,260 THAT'S EASY. WE GET RID OF HIM. 598 00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:03,963 I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA BE THAT SIMPLE. 599 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:05,895 WHY NOT? 600 00:31:05,895 --> 00:31:09,598 I SAW A SIDE TO HIM LAST NIGHT THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE, 601 00:31:09,598 --> 00:31:14,543 AND TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST... 602 00:31:14,543 --> 00:31:18,047 (whispers) I'M AFRAID OF HIM. 603 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:29,118 HI, SUSAN! THANKS FOR HAVING US OVER FOR DINNER. 604 00:31:29,118 --> 00:31:31,560 OH, WELL, ACTUALLY, DINNER WAS JUST AN EXCUSE. 605 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:36,395 I WANTED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. (gasps) OH, MY GOD! YOU BOUGHT A PIANO? 606 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:39,898 YES! AND I WANTED YOU TO BE THE FIRST TO SEE IT. 607 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:42,671 WOW. THAT LOOKS... PRICEY. MM-HMM. 608 00:31:42,671 --> 00:31:44,433 $30,000, 609 00:31:44,433 --> 00:31:48,377 PLUS DELIVERY AND TAX AND A BIANNUAL TUNING FEE. 610 00:31:48,377 --> 00:31:50,409 BUT MIKE'S ON HIS WAY DOWN. 611 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:54,543 DO ME A FAVOR. DON'T LET ON THAT YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COST. WHY NOT? 612 00:31:54,543 --> 00:31:57,246 HE THINKS IT'S OSTENTATIOUS, AND HE'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSED. 613 00:31:57,246 --> 00:31:59,248 IN FACT, HE KEEPS TELLING EVERYONE 614 00:31:59,248 --> 00:32:02,651 THAT I INHERITED IT FROM MY AUNT, SO JUST GO WITH IT. 615 00:32:02,651 --> 00:32:06,325 HEY, GUYS. SORRY I'M LATE. THAT'S OKAY, HONEY. I'M GONNA CHECK ON DINNER. 616 00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:08,327 WE'RE GONNA CHECK ON DINNER. 617 00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:13,462 DUDE, WE NEED TO TALK. A PIANO? 618 00:32:13,462 --> 00:32:15,534 OH, GOD, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. WE DIDN'T BUY IT. 619 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:18,007 SUSAN INHERITED IT FROM HER DEAD AUNT. 620 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:22,471 WOW. WITHOUT EVEN BLINKING. 621 00:32:22,471 --> 00:32:25,414 UH, WOULD ANYONE MIND HELPING ME SET THE TABLE? 622 00:32:25,414 --> 00:32:27,676 OH, CARLOS WILL DO IT. 623 00:32:27,676 --> 00:32:31,020 OH, GREAT. AND, MIKE, MAYBE YOU AND GABY CAN GET THE WINE. 624 00:32:32,581 --> 00:32:35,484 SO YOU AND CARLOS HAVE ANY BIG PLANS FOR THE SUMMER? 625 00:32:35,484 --> 00:32:37,186 YOU TAKING ANY TRIPS? 626 00:32:37,186 --> 00:32:41,230 (crying) 627 00:32:41,230 --> 00:32:42,261 GABY? 628 00:32:42,261 --> 00:32:44,994 (sobs) 629 00:32:44,994 --> 00:32:48,067 OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 630 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:50,539 LOOK, IF, UM, YOU NEED TO TALK... 631 00:32:50,539 --> 00:32:52,541 SUSAN'S IN THE OTHER ROOM. (chuckles) 632 00:32:52,541 --> 00:32:55,974 I THINK CARLOS IS HAVING AN AFFAIR. 633 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,507 WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? 634 00:32:58,507 --> 00:33:01,210 BECAUSE HE'S BEEN ACTING REALLY SECRETIVE LATELY. 635 00:33:01,210 --> 00:33:03,482 AND I WENT TO TALK TO OUR BUSINESS MANAGER, 636 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:06,215 AND I DISCOVERED $50,000 WAS MISSING FROM OUR ACCOUNT. 637 00:33:06,215 --> 00:33:09,458 WELL, I'M SURE THERE'S A GOOD EXPLANATION. 638 00:33:09,458 --> 00:33:11,460 (cork pops) YEAH, THERE IS. 639 00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:14,593 IT'S CALLED FANCY DRESSES AND HOTEL ROOMS FOR SOME BIMBO. 640 00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:17,426 NO, NO, NO. I AM SURE THAT YOU'VE GOT THAT ALL WRONG. 641 00:33:17,426 --> 00:33:19,028 (chuckles) 642 00:33:19,028 --> 00:33:21,100 WAIT A MINUTE. ARE YOU COVERING FOR HIM? 643 00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:25,134 NO. I... BECAUSE I STOLE HIS CELL PHONE TO SEE WHO HE WAS TALKING TO, 644 00:33:25,134 --> 00:33:27,436 AND HE CALLED YOUR HOUSE, LIKE, A HUNDRED TIMES. 645 00:33:27,436 --> 00:33:30,339 WELL, HE HASN'T BEEN TALKING TO ME. 646 00:33:30,339 --> 00:33:33,412 REALLY? WELL, THE NEXT TIME HE'S NOT TALKING TO YOU, 647 00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:38,047 YOU MIGHT WANT TO GIVE HIM THE NAME OF YOUR DIVORCE LAWYER. 648 00:33:38,047 --> 00:33:40,249 I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS WERE FREE TONIGHT. 649 00:33:40,249 --> 00:33:43,452 WE'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THIS FOR SUCH A LONG--OH, MY GOD! WHAT'S WRONG? 650 00:33:43,452 --> 00:33:46,455 MY EARRING. IT'S MISSING. DAMN IT! 651 00:33:46,455 --> 00:33:50,129 I JUST GOT THEM TODAY. OH, I'M SURE IT'S SOMEWHERE. 652 00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:52,261 OH! HERE IT IS. (chuckles) 653 00:33:52,261 --> 00:33:55,734 THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN 3 GRAND OUT THE WINDOW. 654 00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:58,237 YOU BOUGHT $3,000 EARRINGS? 655 00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:00,339 OH, OF COURSE NOT. 656 00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:03,272 MIKE DID. HE'S SO GENEROUS, 657 00:34:03,272 --> 00:34:05,514 ESPECIALLY NOW THAT WE'RE LOADED AGAIN. 658 00:34:05,514 --> 00:34:07,716 (chuckles) 659 00:34:07,716 --> 00:34:10,749 YOU KNOW, CARLOS, I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE-- 660 00:34:10,749 --> 00:34:13,722 YOU HAVE A REALLY VEINY FOREHEAD. 661 00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:21,290 HEY, BUDDY, WE GOT A BIT OF A PROBLEM. NO KIDDING. 662 00:34:21,290 --> 00:34:23,692 WAIT, YOU KNOW? DID GABY SAY SOMETHING? 663 00:34:23,692 --> 00:34:26,695 NO. I HEARD IT ALL FROM SUSAN. HUH. WELL, IT'S NOT SURPRISING, 664 00:34:26,695 --> 00:34:29,338 THE WAY THOSE TWO TALK, BUT LUCKILY, IT'S NOT TRUE. 665 00:34:29,338 --> 00:34:31,340 COME ON, MIKE. LET'S STOP THE LIES. 666 00:34:31,340 --> 00:34:33,772 IT IS TRUE, AND WE BOTH KNOW IT. IT IS? 667 00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:36,775 DON'T ACT SURPRISED. GOD, THIS WHOLE THING WAS A MISTAKE. 668 00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:40,709 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN THAT CHECK. YOU PAID FOR IT? OH, MAN. 669 00:34:40,709 --> 00:34:43,482 WH-- (Susan) DINNER IS READY. 670 00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:46,185 MMM! SUSAN, EVERYTHING SMELLS SO GOOD. 671 00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:49,118 THANKS. 672 00:34:49,118 --> 00:34:51,120 YOU WANT SOME MEATBALLS, CARLOS? 673 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,193 I'VE GOT TWO NICE, BIG ONES FOR YOU RIGHT HERE. 674 00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:56,325 NOPE. I'M FINE. 675 00:34:56,325 --> 00:34:59,328 I SAW THAT. 676 00:34:59,328 --> 00:35:00,829 SAW WHAT? 677 00:35:00,829 --> 00:35:03,372 YOU LEERING AT SUSAN'S BREASTS. 678 00:35:04,673 --> 00:35:06,675 (chuckles) I WAS LOOKING AT THE PASTA. 679 00:35:06,675 --> 00:35:09,338 SUSAN'S BREASTS JUST HAPPENED TO BE HOVERING NEARBY. (chuckles) 680 00:35:09,338 --> 00:35:11,340 GABY, LEAVE CARLOS ALONE. 681 00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:13,382 OH, MY GOD. IT'S YOU. 682 00:35:13,382 --> 00:35:16,285 EXCUSE ME? 683 00:35:16,285 --> 00:35:19,448 YOU'RE THE ONE CARLOS IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH. WHAT? 684 00:35:19,448 --> 00:35:22,451 WHAT? MAKES PERFECT SENSE. THAT'S WHY THERE WERE ALL THOSE PHONE CALLS 685 00:35:22,451 --> 00:35:25,854 TO THIS HOUSE FROM HIS CELL PHONE. YOU LOOKED AT MY CELL PHONE? 686 00:35:25,854 --> 00:35:28,397 YES, AND THANK GOD I DID. WHORE! 687 00:35:28,397 --> 00:35:32,561 SHAMELESSLY SHOVING YOUR MEATBALLS IN MY HUSBAND'S FACE. 688 00:35:32,561 --> 00:35:35,764 THERE WAS NO SHOVING. SOMETIMES THEY SPONTANEOUSLY HEAVE. 689 00:35:35,764 --> 00:35:38,767 HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? I AM NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH SUSAN. 690 00:35:38,767 --> 00:35:41,710 MIKE, YOU BELIEVE ME, RIGHT? 691 00:35:41,710 --> 00:35:43,312 YEAH... I GUESS. 692 00:35:43,312 --> 00:35:46,475 IT'S JUST... WHY ARE YOU CALLING OVER HERE ALL THE TIME? 693 00:35:46,475 --> 00:35:49,278 I'M NOT! I ALWAYS CALL YOUR CELL! 694 00:35:49,278 --> 00:35:52,351 SUSAN, SAY SOMETHING. 695 00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:56,285 FORGET IT, CARLOS. WE MIGHT AS WELL CONFESS. 696 00:35:56,285 --> 00:35:59,428 CONFESS WHAT?! 697 00:35:59,428 --> 00:36:02,631 YOU WOULDN'T TAKE MY MONEY WHEN YOU WERE IN TROUBLE, 698 00:36:02,631 --> 00:36:05,634 AND, WELL, I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT CARLOS HAD A THING FOR ME, 699 00:36:05,634 --> 00:36:08,337 SO I TOLD HIM THAT I WOULD SLEEP WITH HIM 700 00:36:08,337 --> 00:36:10,839 IF HE WOULD LOAN YOU MONEY. (gasps loudly) 701 00:36:10,839 --> 00:36:15,474 YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. I DIDN'T TOUCH HER. 702 00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:18,477 ALL I DID WAS HELP A FRIEND WHO SCREWED ME OVER 703 00:36:18,477 --> 00:36:22,481 BUYING DIAMOND EARRINGS AND GRAND PIANOS. I TOLD YOU, THE PIANO WAS A GIFT FROM SUSAN'S AUNT! 704 00:36:22,481 --> 00:36:24,513 YOU BOUGHT DIAMOND EARRINGS? 705 00:36:24,513 --> 00:36:28,617 OH, YEAH, WITH THE $50,000 THAT YOU BORROWED FROM CARLOS. 706 00:36:28,617 --> 00:36:30,689 YOU KNOW? 707 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,361 YEAH! 708 00:36:32,361 --> 00:36:33,862 SO YOU TWO WERE JUST... 709 00:36:33,862 --> 00:36:36,625 SCREWING WITH YOU, YES. 710 00:36:37,926 --> 00:36:39,698 SO TELL ME, MIKE, 711 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,601 DO YOU FEEL BETRAYED, HUMILIATED? 712 00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:43,902 GOOD. 713 00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:46,905 BECAUSE I ONLY DID THIS TO SHOW YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE 714 00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:49,908 WHEN THE PERSON THAT IS SUPPOSED TO LOVE YOU THE MOST 715 00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:51,610 LIES TO YOU. 716 00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:57,416 WELL, I JUST DID IT 'CAUSE I WANT A SKI CHALET. 717 00:37:07,496 --> 00:37:10,499 I JUST KEEP TRYING TO THINK WHAT I CAN SAY 718 00:37:10,499 --> 00:37:13,662 SO YOU'LL KNOW HOW SORRY I AM. 719 00:37:13,662 --> 00:37:16,265 WELL, I DO KNOW, 720 00:37:16,265 --> 00:37:19,968 AND I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANOTHER APOLOGY. 721 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,813 WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR IS YOUR WORD 722 00:37:24,813 --> 00:37:28,347 THAT YOU WILL NEVER FREEZE ME OUT LIKE THIS AGAIN. 723 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:31,019 (scoffs) I SWEAR. 724 00:37:31,019 --> 00:37:33,652 (sighs) 725 00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:35,354 GOOD. 726 00:37:39,328 --> 00:37:41,390 SO IS THIS EVERYTHING? 727 00:37:41,390 --> 00:37:42,961 YEP. 728 00:37:42,961 --> 00:37:45,964 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO WALK YOU THROUGH IT? 729 00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:48,437 NO. I... 730 00:37:48,437 --> 00:37:51,570 JUST WANT TO GET A SENSE OF WHERE WE STAND. 731 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:54,272 IF I HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, I'LL ASK YOU LATER. 732 00:38:19,067 --> 00:38:20,369 (sighs) 733 00:38:20,369 --> 00:38:23,372 WHY ARE THEY PUTTING YOU IN A COMA ON PURPOSE? 734 00:38:23,372 --> 00:38:25,374 YOUR--YOUR BRAIN SEEMS FINE. 735 00:38:25,374 --> 00:38:28,377 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU THINK YOU'RE NAPOLéON. 736 00:38:28,377 --> 00:38:30,539 YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE NAPOLéON, DO YOU? 737 00:38:30,539 --> 00:38:33,412 THERE WAS SOME SWELLING WHEN THEY BROUGHT ME IN. 738 00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:36,815 NOW IT'S--IT'S PUSHING AGAINST MY SKULL. 739 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:39,348 THEY SAY THIS IS GONNA RELIEVE IT. 740 00:38:39,348 --> 00:38:40,889 (sighs) 741 00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,693 SO HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA BE OUT? 742 00:38:44,693 --> 00:38:47,055 A COUPLE OF DAYS. 743 00:38:47,055 --> 00:38:49,798 AND YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GONNA BE? 744 00:38:49,798 --> 00:38:51,630 WITH DANNY. 745 00:38:51,630 --> 00:38:55,504 ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT BRINGING HIM BACK. NO WAY. 746 00:38:55,504 --> 00:38:58,066 IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS. NOTHING'S HAPPENED. 747 00:38:58,066 --> 00:39:00,439 I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU WERE WRONG. 748 00:39:00,439 --> 00:39:03,071 NO, ANGE, WE'RE NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES. 749 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:06,915 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 750 00:39:06,915 --> 00:39:10,118 IF I GOTTA DRIVE YOU OUT OF TOWN MYSELF, I'M GONNA DO IT. 751 00:39:10,118 --> 00:39:12,120 ANGE! (groans) NO, NO, NO. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 752 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,122 IF IT'LL KEEP YOU FROM KILLING YOURSELF, 753 00:39:14,122 --> 00:39:16,885 I WILL GO STAY WITH DANNY. 754 00:39:16,885 --> 00:39:18,387 THANK YOU. 755 00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:26,565 YOU'RE EASY TO GET ALONG WITH, YOU KNOW THAT? 756 00:39:41,009 --> 00:39:42,511 (purse thuds) 757 00:39:48,617 --> 00:39:51,389 (Patrick) HEY, ANGIE. 758 00:39:55,424 --> 00:39:57,666 YOU DON'T SEEM SURPRISED TO SEE ME. 759 00:40:00,429 --> 00:40:02,901 DON'T BOTHER RUNNING UPSTAIRS. 760 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,903 I ALREADY FOUND YOUR GUN. 761 00:40:09,938 --> 00:40:11,440 COME ON. 762 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,941 AFTER ALL THIS TIME, 763 00:40:12,941 --> 00:40:15,944 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO ME. 764 00:40:15,944 --> 00:40:17,916 GO TO HELL. 765 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,818 OH. 766 00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:21,520 COULDN'T YOU COME UP 767 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,522 WITH SOMETHING MORE ORIGINAL THAN THAT? 768 00:40:26,054 --> 00:40:30,929 I GUESS ALL THIS SUBURBAN LIVING FORCES YOU TO THINK IN CLICHéS. 769 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:33,532 SO IT WAS YOU. 770 00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:35,504 YOU RAN OVER NICK. 771 00:40:35,504 --> 00:40:37,466 WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME 772 00:40:37,466 --> 00:40:40,939 IF I TOLD YOU IT WAS AN ACCIDENT? 773 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:43,972 I SENT DANNY AWAY. YOU WILL NEVER FIND HIM. 774 00:40:43,972 --> 00:40:46,515 THAT'S OKAY. WE'RE NOT THAT CLOSE, 775 00:40:46,515 --> 00:40:48,647 SEEING AS HOW YOU STOLE HIM FROM ME. 776 00:40:52,521 --> 00:40:54,523 ARE YOU GONNA KILL ME? 777 00:40:56,485 --> 00:40:57,686 NO. 778 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,531 I NEED YOU ALIVE. 779 00:41:03,632 --> 00:41:06,595 YOU ARE GONNA DO ME A FAVOR. 780 00:41:08,236 --> 00:41:09,898 WHAT KIND OF FAVOR? 781 00:41:09,898 --> 00:41:12,671 (sighs) CAN WE DISCUSS IT IN THE MORNING? 782 00:41:12,671 --> 00:41:14,673 I'VE HAD AN EXHAUSTING COUPLE OF DAYS, 783 00:41:14,673 --> 00:41:17,245 WHAT WITH SEARCHING YOUR HOUSE FOR FIREARMS 784 00:41:17,245 --> 00:41:19,247 AND RUNNING DOWN DUDLEY DOUCHE BAG. 785 00:41:23,812 --> 00:41:25,514 SO... 786 00:41:25,514 --> 00:41:27,516 WHICH WAY TO THE GUEST ROOM? 787 00:41:27,516 --> 00:41:30,258 YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU STAY HERE? 788 00:41:30,258 --> 00:41:32,260 HOW ARE YOU GONNA STOP ME? 789 00:41:32,260 --> 00:41:35,564 IF YOU CALL THE COPS, THEY'LL ARREST YOU AND LOVER BOY. 790 00:41:35,564 --> 00:41:38,166 AREN'T YOU AFRAID I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP? 791 00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:39,728 ANGIE, 792 00:41:39,728 --> 00:41:42,571 IF THE LAST 20 YEARS HAVE TAUGHT US ANYTHING, 793 00:41:42,571 --> 00:41:44,933 IT'S THAT YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE KILLING PEOPLE. 794 00:41:49,037 --> 00:41:52,581 AND IF YOU DECIDE TO RUN AWAY, JUST MAKE SURE 795 00:41:52,581 --> 00:41:54,713 YOU STOP BY THE HOSPITAL AND SAY GOOD-BYE TO NICK, 796 00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:57,716 BECAUSE HE WON'T BE AROUND MUCH LONGER AFTER YOU'VE GONE. 797 00:41:57,716 --> 00:42:00,288 PATRICK, PLEASE, DON'T HURT HIM. 798 00:42:00,288 --> 00:42:04,092 JUST DO WHAT I TELL YOU, BABY, AND I'LL LET YOU BOTH LIVE. 799 00:42:06,595 --> 00:42:08,757 MYSTERIOUS MEN-- 800 00:42:08,757 --> 00:42:15,033 THEY MAKE PROMISES THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF KEEPING. 801 00:42:17,706 --> 00:42:21,870 THEY TELL LIES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT. 802 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:29,077 THEY MAY BE MORE DANGEROUS THAN THEY SEEM. 803 00:42:30,979 --> 00:42:33,652 YES, OUR MOTHERS TOLD US 804 00:42:33,652 --> 00:42:37,225 WE CANNOT TRUST THE MEN WE DON'T KNOW. 805 00:42:38,987 --> 00:42:41,559 AND THOSE WE DO KNOW? 806 00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:47,335 WELL, WE CAN'T ALWAYS TRUST THEM EITHER.